Easter Flogging

Get a bunny ( you know you have like 30 of the little buggers and six more nests ready to
hatch ) get comfortable and get ready, because I have a metric bunny-ton of stuff this week. My computer was broken last week, so there was no release. I am very sad. I like toast.

But! I am making it up to you with STUFF. This is not just any stuff, this is stuff you need.

Like pretty longline corsets, all in a row:


The nephilim corsets were a lot of work, but I made them in an assortment of eastery colors. Because you're cute and I secretely love you.
Still have that bunny? You might want to grab another one. I also made limited edition eastery makeups for the new mosaic line, which are very soft and very pretty and not something I usually do, as I tend to favor ungodly heavy makeup, so grab them while you can because they are only here through EEEEEEEE-ster. Also important to note, every box contain a version with and without FRECKLES. Which quite remind me of easter...because...something....



But wait, there's even more! This is not eastery, I'm afraid, but I'm sure you're choking on peeps already, so! Moving on. I made andro skins. For those of you not educated in the ways of the beloved androgynous, these are hairless, soft bodied, low definition skins with no lower specifications and very very pretty makeups, ranging from nude to ohmifuckinggoth. They are on the OTHER side of the store with the sylvan skins and there are demos for every single one of them, because again, I love you. In a creepy stalkerish sort of way.( all makeups are universal )



As ever, <3 Munch.

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Week 11...still like boobs.

Hoka hey, meaty playthings!

Dark Overlord Recidivist here, with a brand spankin' new installment of "Don't you love to shop at Nomine?" for ya!
Now, before I get into this week's berrilicious stockpile of love, I feel it relevant to point to my assorted lovelies (and my very special, non-assorted lovely, i.e. YOU) that this very day, delivered to my door was the Ultimate Edition of God of War 3. Yes, a not-so-virtual Pandora's Box full of goodness- and there is definitely goodness galore to be had within it!- that I am putting on hold, just so I can talk to you guys.
See how precious you are to me? I chose you over *KRATOS!*It's okay- go ahead, make the face.

":O"
Yes, I know, it's a pretty breathtaking realization, but it is, in fact, a fact- much like my clever clever wordplay.

Ahem.So, this week, we've got a veritable smorgasbord of forbidden deligh-
Er, wait, that's for the press release for my Emporium of Dark Arcana. My bad.So, this week, we've got a veritable smorgasbord of sexylicious goodness here at Nomine!
We've got the gorgeous Noir set, all 30 or so pieces of it, as pictured here:
(PICCEDY PIC PIC, PICCEDY POO, PUT THE PICTURES HERE, MUNCH, THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO DO)



And the related- but different- Noir Slip Dress set, which weighs in at a lucky 13 pieces, and is also hawt as hell (seriously, I don't even bump pixels, and I find myself camming Munchausen's ass in it. Er, when *she's* in it. I don't wear it. That you need to know of.)

(MO' PICS, MO' LINDENS, MO' PROLLEMS)


You want still more, you say?

Well, how about the delicious little Nomine Pinstripe Dress?
(PIC IT UP!)

Also, because she's Munch, and, ahem, "has a problem," she made two new Mosaic skin makeups, to go with the outfits, which are also the sex, but you can judge that for yourself:

(GUESS WHAT GOES HERE?)


And finally, we have our 'Best Product Name EVARR' candidate for this week...

The HORRID SHARKFUCKER Dress!

Yes, that's right- HORRID SHARKFUCKER, named for SL's own beloved carchardon doinker herself, Horrid Twine!

That's right, Horrid- you've "fin"ally arrived!
(Munch is going to kill me for that pun, so here- look at pics of the dress real quick, while I kill her back first)

(SHAWKFUCKAH PICZ HEYAH, YO!)


And there you have it- another exciting week here at Nomine! Isn't it JAWSOME?!

Ahem. Sorry, Street Sharks cartoon flashback. Oh, the brain, it doth writhe in cartoonish agonies...

Oh, one last thing, before I go- we've been debating going to a twice weekly release schedule here at Nomine, but we'd like some feedback from you guys first:

Twice a week subscribo notices (each containing a different batch of releases), yay or nay?

Let us (and by us, I mean Munch, hahaha) know!

Thanks!

- The Reverend

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M is for Mosaic

Why hello there, Nominettes- it's none other than the Light in the Dark, the Dark in the Light, the Peanut Butter in your Chocolate, the Radioactive Reverend himself...

Recidivist Sideways!

Have you missed me?

There, there... don't cry, little Nominette, I've missed you, too. Here, have a hanky, while I tell you about the wondrous new developments going on *as we speak!*

Seems the Munchausen has been slaving away over a hot PhotoShop of late, and has cranked out a whole new skinbase, making its debut today in the Mosaic Skins line!

And, I've gotta say, in all honesty- they're hot. Hawt, even. Perhaps even... HOTTT?

They really do have a new look about'em, as you can see here:

As you can see, six skintones, and then there's a bunch of makeup crap I don't actually understand, but *can* repeat verbatim to you! It'll be like a puppet show, only... let's just not wonder where Munch's hand would be, 'kay? I... I don't think I'm really comfortable pondering that one. (thanks for that - munch)

So, anyway!

Six skintones!

8 sets of makeup per skintone (that's 48 options, kids! :O)

AND, just for YOU, because you're cute, special, and I like you (and also, because she already put'em in the boxes, but the rest still holds true!), a NUDE BASE. ( I'm looking at you, 2.0ers )
Hubba hubbva mrowr, huh?

Yeah, I... really have no idea what I'm talking about, but hey, I know the word nude! Even if I do have to type it 4 god damn times before it ceases to be "nbude." My fingers are treacherous things, seriously- filled with evil, they are. Well, and bone, ligament, blood, and so forth, too. but, also evil.

So, that's this week's release! You really do need to come check'em out, though- being totally serious here, they're some of her best work, period, and while they're definitely a bit different from her usual style, the amount of work she poured into them really does show- they're gorgeous.

*BLATANT SELF PIMPING ALERT*

Oh, and if any of you are interested, I've started DJing again- Sunday nights, 8-midnight SL time, in Our Lady of the Stubborn Beastflesh church in Slaughter City, and Monday evenings at the swanky Volcano Room in Pulse, from 6-9ish SL time. Feel free to pop in, or IM me (Recidivist Sideways) for a TP if you so desire. You can also join my DJ group, Auspicious Inedibles, and impress your friends and spite your enemies with an awesome 'Paltry Gizzard' title. Free enrollment, and I send out notices and landmarks when I gig-o-cise my daemons on air.

( Munch says: he really is very good, and I'm not just saying that because he has a chokehold on my windpipe )

*END BLATANT SELF PIMPING*

Peace out, Nominomies!

Reverend El Coyote and Sister Munchflower Zaius

Also featured on Strange Pixels and Matter of Taste

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Noam-ish

The final run of the Noam skins is in the store now. I toned down the nose, fixed some shading and seams, and by god I even brushed the pubic hair down to a less unruly mess. All the facial hair and eyebrows is now a lighter color, allowing the skins to match a wide range of hair colors. I added several new facial hair styles and two sets of gothy/punk makeups. All skins come in low and high definition builds and FOUR SKINS TO A BOX FOR 500 LINDENS.
And they are still....very sexy.

Sexier even, if possible! So come get em boys and girls and boygirls and girlboys and maybe Lola. ( bonus points if you get the reference.)

And with that I'm going to give you pictures because my back hurts and I'm on muscle relaxers and my face kinda feels like it's starting to melt.

Love, always - Munch

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Noam

So... doing a preview release of these sparkly new skins that I made for someone who is clearly not Noam. They are not quite up to snuff yet and there may be changes made. They are however....very pretty. Each pack contains a lined and unlined version and two version of body definition. Neither of which are your typical overmuscled studmuffin. And thus, I give you round one of the Noam line from Nomine, available now.

Soullllll patch.

( totally not a gaytee. )

Those lips rock. You agree.

Five skintones, five ways to be fabulous.

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Wangledang...I mean...stumblebum....

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Nomine's contribution to the stumblebum (wangledang) brigade this weekend, come and grab em while you can!

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Good VD

Hey there, Nominites. Recidivist here, yet again, with a special message just for YOU.*

As you may have realized, that most beautiful of holidays, Valentine's Day, is upon is in but a few days, and love is in the air, the Hallmark Corporation is raking in the lucre, hearts are swooning, and blah, blah, blah.

'But Recidivist!' you cry. 'I found my one true love (for the 11th time in 2 years!), and (he/she/it/they) made my life complete, until I caught them (kissing/cybering/yiffing/partnering) that dirty (bimbo/guido/furry/Gorean/non-Gorean/Linden) whore! WHAT ABOUT ME, RECIDIVIST?! WHAT ABOUT ME?!'

Well, little buddy, turn down that volume and relax, 'cuz your pals here at Nomine haven't forgotten about you!

We've just released a whole line of Candy Hearts t-shirts, sporting the messages you *really* want to see on those sugary little concoctions. Well, and one or two that I convinced Munch to make, just to amuse myself (hint: if it's death humor, it's... probably me). But enough talk- it's time for pictures!**




And as if that weren't enough?

Nomine presents round one of the WANTED series of shirts, including *your* chance to own a shirt featuring none other than Nomine's own Professor Personality himself, the Reverend of Misalignment, the Lord of Misrule, Dr. Sexy, MD... me!

'Erm, Recidivist,' you say. 'We realize that everything you've claimed is not only factual, but possibly an understatement, but aren't you worried that your brutal honesty about your own awesomeosity may make those who cannot hope to ever match your majesty feel a little eclipsed?'

To which I say- probably! But, hey, I owe you crazy kids the unvarnished truth!

Besides, I'm writing the notecard, so, you know.

Ahem.

So yeah! Wave one!

Will there be more? Only time will tell!



Doesn't that shirt just make you wanna rush right out and buy yourself a little piece o'me to wear around e-town?

Yeah, I thought so, too!

Take care, and have good VD, y'all.

- El Reverend

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* Cumulatively speaking.

** If said buyer of 'hate you' ( or any of these shirts ) experiences friendship loss and appears in a SL postcard and has deep emotional turmoil from this, Nomine and all business associates are hereby declared immune from legal recourses said buyer might try. Also. F***ing no transfer bitches means no refunds! - someone who is clearly not Kala Bijoux

** Nomine is not legally or morally responsible for any buyer/recepient/hapless soul who owns/receives/looks at said 'kill yourself' shirt. Buyer/wearer will take full responsibilty for anything that happens to him/her/it and all associates while wearing this shirt. If said buyer or those close by start eyeing ovens and razors with a new found zeal, please take said shirt off and seek help. It's pixels people. - someone who is clearly not Kala Bijoux

** If you cannot maintain a sense of humor regarding these shirts, we will not be held responsible for your lack of finding us witty, which we so are, nor will we take it upon ourselves to humor any malaise that you hurl in our direction regarding being offended. - Munch